One of my new favorite apps on my Droid phone is WhatsApp, a really intuitive and easy to use chat app. No need to log in and out like Yahoo Messenger or Google Talk apps, just very easy to access and use. But, just like any thing you do on a smart phone, there is always autocorrect, where the phone tries to guess what you are trying to say and if you’re not paying attention, substitutes words in your conversation with hilarious results.

I was having a conversation with my friend Phyllis in New Jersey the other day, and it went something like this. Excuse the bad language. Heh.

Me: OMG i got a friend request from *****. Guess he is back in SL Now the deMand will REALLY begin! You know the only reason he went back in was because of the message from that guy’s g/f. Geez.

Me: Drama not demand. Stupid auto correct. LMAO.

Phyllis: Lmao. I know he crowbars me too.

Phyllis. omfg

Me: LMAO!!! Hahahaha that’s funny.

Phyllis: Friended, not crowbar

Me: ROFLMAO

Phyllis: Lmao

Phyllis: Stupid cell phones

Me: I know, right? Lmao. Hey have you week that website called damnyouautocorrect.com? It’s freaking hilarious. I nearly owed myself laughing at the of the funny autocorrect errors.

Me: Hahahaha seen not week roflmao

Me: Lmfao Less not owed! Hahahahahaha

Phyllis: Lmfao!!

Me: r

Me: oops damn it

Phyllis: OMG r we nuts or what

Me: Fuck!!! I meant PEED…I almost PEED myself not Owed or Less!!

Me: I should submit this one to the website Hehehehe

Phyllis: Omfg it hurts soooo much I am lmao here

Me: Me too!! Holy shit. I guess PEED wasn’t in the dictionary. Hahahah Well it is now!!!

Phyllis: LMAO

That was the extent of our conversation. You just can’t make this shit up!!